Just Couple Things

A couple decided to start eating healthy together.
On day one, they bought fruits, vegetables, and all kinds of healthy stuff.
On day two, they stared at the fridge for five minutes, closed it, and ordered biryani.
They both agreed, “Mental health is also important.

A husband proudly said, “I helped my wife with cleaning today.”
His friend asked, “What did you do?”
He said, “I lifted my legs so she could sweep under them.

A couple ordered food online.
While ordering, they carefully removed items to save money.
After placing the order, they added dessert separately.
Then paid extra delivery charges.
Then sat and discussed how expensive everything has become.

A couple decided to clean the house together on Sunday.
They started with full energy.
After 20 minutes, one was scrolling the phone, the other was lying down.
By evening, they both agreed, “We’ll do it properly next Sunday.

A wife told her husband, “You should learn to embrace your mistakes.”
He looked at her thoughtfully.
Then slowly walked towards her.
She asked, “What are you doing?”
He smiled, opened his arms… and hugged her tightly.
She stood there in shock

A husband asked his wife, “What do you want for your birthday?”
She said, “Something that goes from 0 to 100 in seconds.”
He smiled confidently.
On her birthday, he gifted her a weighing machine.
He is still recovering.